Change

The buzzword of this current politics is 'CHANGE.'

Candidates toss it around without saying what they want to change to.

Years ago, there was an old drill sergeant who inspected his troops and told the corporal that they smelled bad. The sergeant suggested that they change their underwear.

The corporal responded, 'Yes, sir. I'll see to it immediately.' He went into the barracks and said, 'The sergeant thinks you lot smell bad, and he wants you to change your underwear. Cameron, you change with Howard, Brown, you change with Blair, Clegg, you change with Menzies....' 'Change, now get on with it'

A candidate may promise change in Parliament but the stink remains.

(With thanks to Lockergnome Political Geeks- humor for the idea)